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Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Monday, March 3, 2014
That's What He Said
Saturday I was hanging with Buddy Boy, and we were chatting. He was asking me if I had liked one of his iPad games as a child. I told him the cold, hard truth: I didn't have an iPad as a kid. I didn't have a computer growing up, or a cell phone. With eyes as wide as saucers he replied, "Did you even have clothes???"
Because, you know, iPads are as essential to our survival as are clothes.
Not even 5 minutes later, we had this conversation:
Buddy Boy: Mom, I'm feeling sad.
Me: Why are you feeling sad, Buddy?
Buddy Boy: I'm just so sorry that you don't have a penis.
We're not done yet!
I did my best to keep my face impassive, and I said:
"Buddy, you make me happy and you make me laugh."
He replied:
"Oh mama...and you make me cry."
Because, you know, iPads are as essential to our survival as are clothes.
Not even 5 minutes later, we had this conversation:
Buddy Boy: Mom, I'm feeling sad.
Me: Why are you feeling sad, Buddy?
Buddy Boy: I'm just so sorry that you don't have a penis.
We're not done yet!
I did my best to keep my face impassive, and I said:
"Buddy, you make me happy and you make me laugh."
He replied:
"Oh mama...and you make me cry."
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